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You may have noticed i've been using this term quite a bit in previous entries. Maybe it's time I shared something with you, about the secret life of these often noticed, and rarely talented creatures.

Note: all names and places have been (slightly) changed to avoid lawsuits and protect the "innocent".

The origin of "andersonaus-intellechallengae" or "great rack, knows how to use it" for short - is relatively unknown. Recent excavations on the eastern seaboard of Aussieland show they may be close descendants to the "pamelasaurus", a Vegetarian Dinosaur with hair and heels, which was known as the most beautiful and annoying creature in all of ancient Aussieland. "Pamelasaurus" were thought to be great harvesters of the male species, often having up to five "dino husbands" at a time. The husbands did all the hunting, gathering and killing for their beloved Pamelasaurus. The discovery has now been called "barbasaurus-bondijunction"

• Known to congregate near water and sandy hills. Often spotted in the dark caverns of salonica, has a soft spot for the especially dark "johbay cave" which starts in the eastern suburbs of sydney and extends its mossy, mouldy feet across the eastern peninsula.
• Has a taste for rich, muscular pieces of meat. Is often found gnawing on the carcass of muscle and fur in the sandy haven known as "Bondi Dunes" after catching its prey at the local hunting grounds "doyles springs".
• Is believed to have branch-evolved into the emaciated creature known as "doublebaydebasaur" which were one of the most vicious plant-eating creatures of the time
• Was known to be very vain of their appearance, and the appearance of their many dino-husbands
  
• The recent discovery of the Pamelasaurus demonstrates that perhaps, they were not as extinct as last thought. DNA testing of recent botox subjects at St.Vincents show links to modern day eastern suburbs women.

With this in mind, researchers focused on the modern-day creature to determine how closely they were aligned with their ancient predatory cousins. It is without a doubt, that the "bondi barbies" are related. One Archaelogist "Germaine Leer" is thought to have exclaimed "those dinos have the same hair and teeth as susan who works in the health food store"

Modern day dinosaurs can now be comfortably be referred to as "Bondi Barbies" thanks to the tireless research of many.

Unfortunately, there is a large plague of Barbasaurus in Aussieland and they are slowly enroaching on the common population of "habibodiles" who are the ultimate meat-eating, fighting machine. You will note that the common fighting ground for these two creatures is the hallowed area called Campusland. Their rush for the same seat is often noticed, and their differing personalities a source of amusement.

What the Barbasaurus doesn't know however, is that the Habibodile has a secret weapon. And there will come a dark, stormy day when that weapon is unleased to rid the world once and for all of the Bondi Barbasaurus.